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virgos should be condemned to hell [Jul. 26th, 2007|09:25 pm]
nah i'm kidding. allow me to introduce myself before i begin talking shit, i'm a gemini. rising sign sagittarius, moon in taurus [which i act nothing like] anyways. why is it that virgos are such annoying weirdos? honestly. i haven't met 1 virgo that i didn't find annoying. my dad is a virgo. sick hell up in here. he wants everything clean, everything has to perfect. sometimes i'll be in the car, and he offers me gum, and i put the little wrapper in the cup holders, keeping in mind that yes i will throw it away as soon as we get out of the car. and that fuck head already starts bitching how it's fucking messy in the car. if we go out to eat somewhere and all of a sudden he spills a little bit on his shirt, he fucking cries over how he feels like he has syrup all over his head and how that stain makes him feel like he hasen't showered in years. he also ALWAYS thinks he's right. he loves and loves and loves AND LOVES! to brag about himself and how "amazing" he is. i'm almost surprised he's not a leo with an ego like that. but i have noticed a lot of virgos do have egos. and they think they're the shit. also, whenever i make a joke about something, he over plays that shit like no tomorrow. and i'm like "okay dad, it's not really funny anymore!" the only cool thing about him, is that he works hard for the family and knows how to spend money on his daughter, i mean what? oops. :P he's not the only virgo i've encountered that acts like that. why were they put on this planet? oh yeah, to annoy the living shit out of us. excuse me for cussing so much ><
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(no subject) [Jul. 13th, 2006|09:10 pm]
Man this community made me laugh! I love it haha.
My friends and I have this thing about always wanting to guess peoples signs and like Virgo is definatly our least fave so anytime we dislike someone or we think they are a shiesty person we are always like oh they muust be a Virgo haha ;)
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(no subject) [Jun. 30th, 2006|12:35 pm]

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Oh sweet JESUS. [Feb. 6th, 2006|10:03 pm]

[mood |annoyedannoyed]

I cannot believe there are others who downright despise Virgos.


Okay. Here are some virgos I know.

My brother.

My grandmother.

This boy from my school who annoys the heck out of me.

I'm a Sagittarius. A double Sagittarius. (Rising, sun.)

My brother, of course, is an alcoholic and someone you who CANNOT win an arguement with. He ... just ..doesn't see things clearly and .. just ..ugh. Controlling.

My grandmother is always nagging. Always has to be right. She's also bipolar. Not a good mix, eh? My friend's grandmother is also a virgo. Her mom had to go planning for a funeral with her grandmother. That would /suck/.

This virgo I know is ..just ..ugh. Like, in Science today he decided to mark his purple pen on my arm today while I was listening to the teacher.

....then I remember seeing this one Virgo girl on myspace, who put down 'Don't even try to friend me if you're ugly.'


Okay. Done.
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Joining the ranks of Kobe and Charlie... [Dec. 11th, 2005|01:23 am]

[mood |boredbored]
[music |Pussycat Dolls- "Sway"]

yet another faithful Virgoan husband.

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(no subject) [Sep. 6th, 2005|06:10 pm]

Hellooooo there. I am a Gemini (Taurus cusp), rising Aries, moon Libra. And I laughed when I saw this community :D I was thinking of all anti-zodiac communities that could be made, it would have to be... you know, an "annoying" one, like Gemini (I admit it!) or something. Quite glad to see I'm not the only one who can't stand Virgos :D

Virgos bore me to tears, they're never pleased, and they really don't give a shit about your feelings if it doesn't benefit them, ksry. My experience, anyway. Pleasure to meet you all.

And one more note: It seems like more than half of these members (just speaking in generalization, of course) are Virgos. Umm, why? If I saw a community that said "I HATE GEMINIS," I'd steer away and go on with my happy way. Why associate yourself with people who you know probably aren't overly fond of you (judging by the community name)? Though this is mostly a fun, silly community, some of them seem genuinely offended. Well, no shit. No matter who exists and what they've done, there's someone out there who hates them, and there's nothing you can do to change their opinion. :P

EDIT: All scary, evil typos fixed. Eat me.
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Hey~ [Aug. 22nd, 2005|01:06 pm]

I'm a Virgo~


You don't have to worry about me. I stumbled upon this site from the Virgo comm. and was interested.
At first I was like, "WTF?!" But then I started reading the post and I was like, "Haha, yea, that's true!" So I decided to join...because the least this comm can do is help point out the all to loud faults of Virgos/me. : ) And provide me with much entertainment. Cheers. : /

xD And the funny thing is: So one fine evening an Aquarian and Aries were talking. They decided Virgos suck. Then the Aquarian made an livejournal community.

I don't like Aquarians (a bit of the time)~xP Not all of them, we just don't...do...well together. Like my brother. >_< And my ex-boyfried-now just distant friend. As long as I'm not around them like all day or for long periods of time, we are cool. But, I DO have an Aries friend and we love each other, so yeah...I have a Taurus friend (she's stubborn, but I love her), Scorpio friend (love her too), and a Pisces friend believe it or not! And a Libra roommate, we are chill. My mother and step-dad are scorpios. My real dad is a Sagittarius. : \ And my 'sort of step-mother' is a Pisces (we clash a bit sometimes).

It's funny that you all pick on Virgos about being anal and overly/obsessively organized. Yeah, I have my anal moments, but that's just when I'm bitchy and I attribute that to the moon once every month.: \ I have things I dislike, just like everyone else, but I don't feel like I jump people's shit over it. I have good 'ignore to the best of your abilities' skills. : ) OI! I'm so not an organized person. I like mess~:O! Hm, anything else stereotypical of Virgos you'd like me to address personally???


Just wanted to say, "Hey, I'm a Virgo and I suck!" :D
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(no subject) [Aug. 21st, 2005|10:36 pm]

I wanna sex you up. <3
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(no subject) [Aug. 6th, 2005|04:47 pm]

I was just wondering what you guys think about my chart?
Anything interesting or different

Also, what about my boyfriend?
Not just us together, but what kind of character?

I love looking at everyone's charts even though I still consider myself
a beginner ( especially after reading some of the stuff you guys know
about ). I find it all fasinating and would love to know what you guys
You guys are awesome





Thanks a bunch!!
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Found this quote on a site [Jul. 6th, 2005|01:37 pm]

[mood |whatever]

V I R G O (August 23 - September 22)
"You're an intelligent and methodical person, but you lack confidence and assertiveness.
Most virgos have no personality and very few friends.
Your constant worrying and unease will likely lead to bowel troubles like chronic diarrhea.
Virgos often shit their pants"

Oh, and my Virgo sis found this community. Oh boo hoo.
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